Chapter SP1

Special one-shot satire.

Featured Duel: Yuichi Hirako vs. Saito Ushio
Turn 1: Yuichi


 * Activates "Gamble Game".
 * Normal Summons "Poker Knight "2".
 * Activates its effect, getting the coin flip right (Saito 4000 → 3500) (Yuichi 4000 → 4500). "2" Special Summons "Poker Knight "6".
 * Activates "The Dealer".
 * Activates the effect of "The Dealer", tributing "6" and managing to Special Summon "Poker Knight "4". Activates the "fold" effect. (hand 3)

Turn 2: Saito


 * Activates "Terraforming", adding "Potential Amplifier Field" to his hand.
 * Activates "Potential Amplifier Field".
 * Normal Summons "Energy Android - Magnetic".
 * Activates "Ties of the Brethren", Special Summoning "Energy Android - Kinetic" and "Energy Android - Thermal" (Saito 3500 → 2500). [He doesn't bother to attack Yuchi's monsters because the odds of him managing to gather the right monsters next turn are really low]
 * Sets 2 cards. (hand 1)
 * The effect of "Kinetic" activates (Yuichi 4500 → 4000).
 * The effect of "Magnetic" activates ("2": ATK 1200 → 600) ("4": ATK 1400 → 800).
 * The effect of "Thermal" activates (ATK 1800 → 2100).

Turn 3: Yuichi


 * Activates the effect of "2", managing to Special Summon "Poker Knight "3"". [Saito complains about Yuichi's luck]
 * The effect of "Gamble Game" would activate, but Saito activates his face-down "Energy Conversion", destroying "Gamble Game" (Saito 2500 → 3000).
 * Activates the effect of "3"; since he gathered "2", "3" and "4", he can destroy Saito's three monsters.
 * Saito activates the three's "OFF" effects, turning them off. Hence, they are no longer on the field, and aren't destroyed.
 * Attacks directly with the three "Poker Knights", but Saito's field prevents the damage. [Saito mentions how Yuichi could've used the effect of "3" to destroy his field instead; Yuichi says that he couldn't have known it's effect, but Saito protests that of course he could, it's right there on his touch screen]
 * Sets 3 cards. [Saito: "Why didn't you set those before, again?"]

Turn 4: Saito


 * Turns his three "Energy" monsters "ON" again.
 * (makes an offensive play; Yuichi uses absolutely crappy worst Wabokus to slightly reduce damage and trigger "Miraculous Strike" to destroy Saito's field; in the end, he gets only "2" remaining on the field and no cards in hand)

Turn 5: Yuichi


 * Draws "Two-of-a-Kind". [Saito says that it's useless since the odds that he'd get another "2" are ridiculous]
 * Activates the effect of "2" and guesses right, getting another "2".
 * Since the new "2" has the same name of the other one, he activates its effect as well, getting a third "2".
 * Activates the effect of "Two-of-a-Kind", drawing 3 cards.
 * Activates "Highest Card".
 * Activates the effect of the third "2", getting "Poker Knight "J"".
 * (something something)
 * (Saito fends off the attacks with "Energy Android - Gravitational")

Turn 6: Saito


 * Normal Summons "".
 * (Yuichi activates another ridiculous effect)
 * Saito gets pissed and activates "Power Cut", triggering the "OFF" effects of his monsters even though it's his turn. Thanks to that, he Special Summons his NOMI ace from his hand and corners Yuichi, who uses a ridiculous effect to reduce the damage by a completely random amount that makes his LP go exactly 100.
 * (Saito has a nearly perfect formation with his ace, his "Energy" monsters, a Spell on his field and another card on his Grave, also, he goes above 4000 LP)

Turn 7: Yuichi


 * (no hand no field)
 * After the Kizuna Speech, the Benevolent Galaxy Wondering Cyborg appears, transforming Yuichi's last card into "The Benevolent Galaxy Wondering Cyborg's Gift".